Amesjay cay. Armstrongyay, jray.


Ayay angestray anmay orfay ayay angestray orldway

 

Elcomeway otay ymay ersonalpay omehay agepay. Iyay evelopedday ethay irstfay enerationgay ofyay isthay agepay anymay yearsay agoyay (1994) enwhay Iyay etsay outyay otay earnlay omesay hTMLay. Atthay agepay isyay onglay incesay ostlay (althoughyay, occasionallyyay, ayay earchsay engineyay illway illstay avehay ayay ointerpay otay ityay), asyay asway anyay earlieryay agepay atyay etcomnay. Isthay agepay isyay ayay edesignray ofyay ayay agepay Iyay adhay onyay ethay Internetyay Allmay, ayay eviouspray employeryay.

Iyay illstay inkthay ersonalpay agespay areyay indulgencesyay. Iyay on'tday expectyay erethay otay ebay eryvay anymay isitorsvay erehay, andyay Iyay oday onderway aboutyay osethay owhay oday isitvay. Ouldn'tshay youay ebay orkingway?

Anywayyay, isthay agepay usesyay asicbay hTMLay 3.0. Iyay on'tday antway otay useyay anyyay ancyfay owserbray ecificspay ickstray, andyay Iyay ertainlycay on'tday antway otay utpay Avajay onyay isthay agepay. Ersonallypay, Iyay ouldn'tway unray ayay ogrampray onyay ymay achinemay unlessyay ityay eitheryay amecay omfray ayay ownknay endorvay oryay Iyay ouldcay eesay ethay ourcesay odecay.

Enoughyay ofyay ymay aranoiapay. Atwhay elseyay isyay erethay otay aysay aboutyay emay?


Et'slay eesay... Iyay asway ornbay ayay oorpay, ackblay arecroppershay inyay outhernsay Ississippimay... Onay, at'sthay otnay ightray.

Iyay asway ornbay inyay Ashingtonway, dCay, ethay ayday eforebay ayay izzardblay inyay 1960. Ifyay youay eallyray eednay otay owknay ethay ecificspay ateday, endsay emay omesay emailyay. Ymay arentspay ereway Amesjay cay. Armstrongyay, sray, ayay ativenay ofyay Arkersburgpay, Estway Irginiavay, andyay Alentinevay IllanmcMay, ayay ativenay ofyay Ockyray Ountmay, Orthnay Arolinacay. Iyay inheritedyay omfray ymay atherfay ayay eenkay analyticalyay indmay, omfray ymay othermay Iyay inheritedyay ayay ovelay ofyay arbequebay andyay omfray emthay othbay ayay ovelay ofyay aturenay.

Eventeensay onthsmay aterlay, ymay istersay Illianlay asway ornbay.

Iyay ivedlay orfay entay yearsay inyay ariousvay efugeeray ampscay, etterbay ownknay asyay uburbssay, inyay Arylandmay: Yattsvillehay andyay Anhamlay. Inyay 1970, ymay atherfay otgay anyay assignmentyay inyay Ewnay Yorkay, osay eway ovedmay otay Orrismay Ainsplay, Ewnay Erseyjay, orfay ayay yearay. Eway ovedmay ackbay otay Anhamlay inyay ayay urricanehay, enthay inyay 1972, ymay atherfay acceptedyay ayay objay ithway ATyay&tay, osay eway ovedmay otay Endhammay, Ewnay Erseyjay. Iyay ayedstay erethay untilyay Iyay asway expelledyay omfray ighhay oolschay inyay 1978.

Espiteday ethay expulsionyay, Ukeday Universityyay acceptedyay emay, andyay Iyay entway erethay orfay ourfay yearsay. Anagedmay otay etgay ayay bSay inyay Omputercay Iencescay ithway inorsmay inyay Athematicsmay, Ysicsphay, andyay Asketballbay. Illianlay ollowedfay emay otay Ukeday.

1982 asway ayay adbay imetay otay ytray otay indfay ayay objay, osay Iyay entway aightstray otay aduategray oolschay, erewhay Iyay entspay otway yearsay atyay ethay Universityyay ofyay stay. Andrewsyay, inyay Otlandscay. Outyay ofyay imetay andyay oneymay, Iyay amecay ackbay otay ethay USyay andyay orkedway atyay ATyay&tay orfay almostyay ixsay yearsay. Enwhay Illianlay aduatedgray, eshay alsoyay otgay ayay objay inyay ethay areayay.

Otway inormay, ifelay angingchay eventsyay occurredyay ilewhay Iyay asway atyay ATyay&tay, othbay inyay 1987. Iyay oughtbay ayay ousehay inyay Eastonyay, Ennsylvaniapay, andyay Iyay acquiredyay otway atscay, Eelalay andyay Yssanay. Ethay ousehay isyay ethay iggestbay albatrossyay Iyay avehay, andyay ethay atscay areyay ayay eatgray oyjay.

1990 awsay ayay otlay ofyay angeschay. Ymay employeryay adhay elocatedray otay Incroftlay, Ewnay Erseyjay, esultingray inyay ayay 90 ilemay ommutecay eachyay ayway. Iyay adhay otay etgay outyay! Inyay ethay ocesspray, Iyay amecay otay ealizeray exactlyyay owhay uchmay ymay omputercay illsskay adhay agnatedstay atyay Ellbay Abslay.

Everybodyyay earshay "Ellbay Abslay" andyay immediatelyyay inksthay ofyay ethay Obelnay Izespray, esearchray, etcyay. At'sthay onlyyay ayay artpay ofyay ityay. Iyay asway inyay ethay oftwaresay eatshopsway artpay, erewhay eway idday aintenancemay onyay allsmay itchsway "ostcay allocationyay" oftwaresay. Iyay ememberray owhay ouryay arketingmay eoplepay ereway osay afraidyay ofyay eingbay iablelay orfay illingbay errorsyay atthay eythay insistedyay onyay ethay ermtay ostcay allocationyay. Iyay adhay otay etgay outyay!

Atthay Iyay idday, inyay Eptembersay, 1990.

Iyay ovedmay outyay otay Aliforniacay orfay ayay ort-livedshay objay, andyay oundfay Iyay eallyray ikedlay ethay aceplay. Iyay eltfay oremay aliveyay erehay anthay ackbay inyay Ewnay Erseyjay. Iyay etmay ayay onderfulway omanway, Amyyay Adersnay, andyay eway entspay anymay easantplay ourshay ogethertay. Eshay evenyay elpedhay emay indfay ayay ermanentpay objay, ithway Ighlandhay Oftwaresay, erewhay Iyay asway ivengay ethay opportunityyay otay oday omesay oftwaresay evelopmentday.

Amyyay eallyray eemedsay otay ikelay emay; eshay evenyay atchedway ethay Ukeday vsay Ansaskay AANCAY Ampionshipchay amegay inyay 1991, evenyay oughthay eshay aidsay eshay idn'tday arecay orfay ortsspay, ustjay ecausebay eshay ewknay Iyay idday arecay.

Unejay 17, 1991, eshay iedday inyay ayay ikinghay accidentyay.

Atthay ummersay asway ayay ifficultday ummersay orfay emay. Ityay aymay ebay icheclay, utbay Iyay earnedlay owhay eallyray asway ayay iendfray andyay owhay asn'tway. Inyay ethay onglay unray, Amy'syay eathday irstfay ademay emay introspectiveyay, andyay idday oremay otay oldmay ymay urrentcay interestsyay anthay anyoneyay elseyay outsideyay ymay amilyfay.

Enwhay Iyay ovedmay outyay erehay, ymay arentspay avegay emay ayay ameracay. Iyay usedyay ityay otay aketay omesay apshotssnay, andyay atthay asway ityay. Afteryay Amyyay iedday, Iyay etreatedray omfray otheryay eoplepay orfay ayay ilewhay, andyay ethay estbay acesplay otay oday atthay ereway inyay ouryay ildernessway areasyay. Isthay elpedhay ekindleray ayay ovelay ofyay aturenay atthay Iyay adhay asyay ayay ildchay, utbay atthay adhay ecomebay ormantday inyay ymay eentay yearsay.

Iyay ooktay ethay ameracay ithway emay, andyay ooktay omesay icturespay. Urnstay outyay atthay enoughyay eoplepay oughthay Iyay adhay anyay eyeyay orfay isthay, andyay omesay encouragedyay emay. I'myay ownay anyay avidyay aturenay otographerphay.

Ityay ooktay ayay ilewhay ongerlay orfay ymay areercay otay etgay onyay acktray. Ighlandhay Oftwaresay angedchay ocusfay enoughyay atthay Iyay eventuallyyay eftlay orfay ayay itingwray objay ithway UnWorldsay. Ayay yearay erethay, andyay Iyay enteredyay ontractingcay. Ethay estbay ontractcay asway atyay Aimyay Echnologytay, erewhay Iyay evelopedday ethay eventyay eneratorgay andyay ogfilelay annerscay orfay ethay Olsticesay YMONsay oductpray. Iyay aterlay ovedmay onyay otay ebay ayay Icevay Esidentpray ofyay Engineeringyay atyay ethay Internetyay Allmay.

Eanwhilemay, ethay itingwray Iyay idday atyay UnWorldsay eadlay otay everalsay ookbay ontractscay. I'myay ethay authoryay oryay o-authorcay ofyay everalsay ooksbay, istedlay elowbay.

Urrentlycay, Iyay amyay oingday ontractcay orkway. Ifyay youay eednay anyay expertyay inyay UNIXyay oftwaresay, andyay ancay affordyay ethay estbay, Iyay aymay ebay youray anmay.

Elationship-wiseray, Amy'syay eathday asway ayay owblay, andyay Iyay asn'tway enthay eadyray otay ytray againyay. Iyay uspectsay atthay I'veyay eenbay eadyray incesay aboutyay 1994, utbay erethay ashay eenbay onay opportunityyay. Ilewhay Iyay obablypray ouldn'tway indmay, Iyay amyay uiteqay usybay, andyay ymay ifelay isyay alreadyyay eryvay ulfillingfay. Ayay elationshipray ouldway ebay icingyay.

Anywayyay, omesay ofyay ethay orkway Iyay avehay oneday isyay onyay ethay ebway:

Omesay ofyay ymay iendsfray avehay ebway agespay:

Omesay otheryay eatnay itessay:

Ymay otlisthay isyay erehay. Ityay asway astlay updatedyay onyay Idayfray, Octoberyay 30, 1998. Onay uaranteegay ofyay ethay inkslay orkingway isyay ovidedpray.

 

Youay areyay isitorvay otay isthay agepay.

 

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