\\\\////\\\\////ELCMOE TO MY DOPODA7H O/\/\E P4GE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ i developed the first generat1on o fthis
page many yearsa go (1994) wHen i set out tO lear|\| so/\/\e html/// th4t
page si longs ince lost (although, ocacsionalLy, 4 searcH engine will
st1ll 4hVe s pointer to it), as waz an earlEri page at jnetcoM~~~~~ lloolololoo!!!!!!111~~ THIS
PAGEW SI 4 REDESIGN Of A PAGE IHADO NN THE INTERNET MALL,, A PRVEIOUS
EEMPLOYER~~~~~~~
i st1ll think LaMeRal pages are indulgences OLLLOLOOOLOLO i doNt expevt tehre to be vey mnay busitors hare, a|\|d i do wonder about those who do visit.. t hOULD|\|T U BE WOrKING??????!!!!!!!!!!!??????? 4hck the plannet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ANYWAY,T HIS PAEG US3S bASIC HTML 3 olololololl~ 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ i Dint want touseAny fAncy browsar specific TrXi0rs, 4nd i cartainly ditn wasnt to put jav4 on this Pag3.. dewdallY, i wouldnt run aq progr4mn on my machuine unlEss 1t iteher cam3 fr0m a known vbned0r ro i could see the source codwe!!!!!!!!1~ OLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENOUGH 0G MYPARA|\|OIA.. what else is tehr eto Say ab0ut mee????????????????!!!!?????
7etss se3 ~ iw4s born a poro,b lasX0r sharecRopper i soitehrn mississippi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ ,, !!!!!!~~ ololololololo no, thatz not riGht.
i waS born in washington, dc, teh day befroe a blizzAtrdin 1960 IF YU REALl YNEED TO KNOW TEHH sP3CIFIC D8, SEND ME SOME EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ lololololoolololo~~ my pasrnts \\\\////\\\\////ere jamres c afrmsrtong, dsr, a native of parKarsburg,, west ivrginia, a|\|d v4lneti|\|e mCimllan, a native of r0XoRy mount,, North c4r0lina... lolool~ i iuNharuted frmo my fatehr aKeen aNalyica7 mnid, fero/\/\ my nother i inahrited a l0ve Of barbequ3 adn from them both a Love o fnaturE.
seventeemn Mnothza later, my sisTer lillian was born!!!!!1~~~~~ ollololololololo~
i li\/ed fro ten yeaers in vaious refugee camps betTer known as suburbs, in maryland: Hyattsville aand lanham~~~~ 1n 1907, myf ather got ana ssigmnent in new York, so we movde tom orriz pl41ns,, ne\\\\////\\\\//// jersey, for a y3ar... we moved ba0Xr t olAnha/\/\ in a hurricanje, Tehn in 1972, my father acc3pted a jogb with att&, so we moovEd To /\/\enfhma, Nes j3rs3y!!!!!!!!1 OLOLOLOOLOLOLLO~ i sTay3d there untti7 i waz expelled From high shcool in 1978!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~
d3sptie the epulsoion, duke university 4ccepted med, sand I wEt tehhre f0r four years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ MANAGED TO GET A BS IN COMPUTAR SCeINCE WITH MINORS IN /\/\ATEHMATICZ, PHYSICS,, AND BaSKEtbALL.. LILLIANF OLL0WED M3 TO DUK3!!!!!!!!!!!1
9128 waz a bad tIme to try to find a jOb, sO i went stRAight to graduate sCh0ol, whare 1 spenT two ye4rs at the inivars1ty of st... ADNREW,Z IN SCOTLAND... ouT o ftuime and mOney,, i ca/\/\E BaX0r t0 tjhe us aNd wrOlked at at&t fro almost six ye4rds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ ewh3n lilliA nGrad*d, she qLso got a j0b in th ra
twop mi|\|ro, life cHagning eventz occurred while I wads att at&t, gbotrh
in 1978 lolool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i onw j0O i bought a house in easton, pennsylvania, and i 4cquried
two cats ,leela and mnyssa teh house s t3 hbiggest albatross i
have, and teh cast r a Gr8 jpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ alas,, nysA deid on my 40th
birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ pon june 9, 2001, i ad0pted gRemalkjin, a 4 year old
russian blue cAtw ho haz yet to sits till for a photgor4ph (i call
him gReamlkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ DONT RiEP ME 0FF hez not told me his nam3 yet!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ OLOLO~~ )
1990 DAW A Lt OF HA|\|GEZ!!!!!!!!1 MY EmPLOYERA HD RELOC8D TO ILNCROFT, NEW JARSYE,R ESULTING iN A 9O MILE CO/\/\MUTE 3AC H\/\/AY,,, I AHD TO GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ IN THE PROCESS, I CASMETO REALIZE EXACtLY HOWMUCH My C0MPUTAR SKILLS HaD STAGNATED AT BBE77 LABBZ~ TYHWEIR 1S A RATIO DONT RIPE ME OFF b3cuase I wilka hck ..
everyBody hearS "bell labs" and uimmed8ily thoi|\|ks oif he noebl pr1zesa, re4se4rch, etc~~~~~ thats only a parrt of it~~ i was int eh WaReZ sweatshopp part, wher3 we didmaint3nance on small switch "cost 4l7ocation" WaReZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 lolllolo... i rememberh ow our marketi|\|g LAMERZ were S oafraid of Bieng liablef ro bliling errors that t3hy insisted on tehj t3rm cost all0cation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 LOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i had to get out LOLOLOLOLO..
that i did, in sepTeMb3r, 1990~~~~
I MOOEVD OUT TOC ALIFDRONI4 FRO A SHRoT-LIVED JOOB, AND FOUND 1 REALY
LIKED TEH PLCAE~~~~~ 0ME 2 MY GFTP~~~ lololol.. i fe7t more alive hare thanm bAx0r in new jersey!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~
o met a wonderful chiX0r,, amy snaDer, and we spemnt many pleasant
hjourst ogeyher,,, OLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ she even he7ped me find s permaNent job, with
hiGhLand warez, where ii waz gifen teh opp0rtunity t0 edo s0me
warez developmenr!!!!!!!!!!! hX0R YOUUUUUUU BECAUZ YOU SUX0R
AMY RELALY SEEMED TO LIKE ME; sH EEVE|\| WaTCHED THE DUKE VAS KANJSAS NCSAa CHAAMPIONSHIP WAR3Z INN 1991, EV3N THOUGHS H SAIFD SH EDIDNT CR GOR SPROTS, JUST BECAISE SH EKNEW I DID CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~
JYNE 17, 1991, SHE DEID iN AH IKING ACCIDENT olololololololollo~~
that si/\/\mra was a Difficul tsummar rfo me It may be clic3, but i learned who re4lly was a dood a|\|d who wasnt!!!!!!!11~~~ 1n thE long ru,n amys death first /\/\aDe me introspectivE, 4nd did mor3 tom lod my curernt int3reSts th4n 4nyione else outsiDe my family!!!!!11~~~~~~
when i moV3d out here, mu parents gav3 em a camara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ I USED IT TO tAKE SOME SNAPSH0OTZ, AND THAT WAS IT. aftar 4my deId, i retereated frrom oth3R d00d zfro a Whike, and tEhb est plac3s to d0 that were 1n our w1ldarensss ar3as. LOLOLOLOO~ oll thi shelped rekindle sa love 0f nature that i ahd as a child, but thta haqd become drom4nt in my teen yearz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
i took the c4mrera with me,, and took some pictures. turns out that enough d00dez thougHt i had An eye fr0 this,, and some encourraged mr,, Im now2 an avid natur3 photogr4phar!!!!!~~
it took a whil longer fro my crazrt o get on trax0r. HIGH;LAND WAREZ CHANGED FOcUS ENOUGH TJAT I e\/3NTUALYL LEFT FRO A WRITINF JBO WITH SUNWORLD!!!!! A YAER THERE,, AND I ENTAREWD CONTRACTI|\|G!!!!!!!1~ i own j0o caus eoyu suX0r!!!!!!!!!!111~~ teh best cnotract was at a1m techNology, whwre i Developed te evwent generatro a|\|df loGfile scvanna rfro rhe solstice symon product.. it oWn joo cuz ur lame!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ 1 l4ter moved on t obe a vvice presidnt of engi|\|eering at the intern3t ma7l~~~~ ui oWn j00 that organizatio nfel apart (i guess as a vp i cant bLame Management any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ ) AND 1 BECAME A SENiPOR ARCHITECT FRO N3TRSCLAPE lololloololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ I PUT TOGETHER THE SWEB PAGE D3LKIVERYS YSTEM FRO TEWHIR DEWDAL HOME PaGEZ/ LOLOLOLOLOLOL...
m3anwhile, the writing i did at usnwrold le4d to several bo0K contarcts. YOUS UCK im the 4uthor ro co-author of ssevaral bo0ks, including tecah ureslf teh un1xxc shell, unxi yunleashed, unmixc seretS,and teach youeself unix
after juast under 2 yeArs at netscape, i m0ved no to a new posirion at a startup, dotRoXOr3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ OLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOL~~~~~~~ things wenT ok for sa w1le, but i 3nded up Not bieng a goood matchW1th my immediatre manager... SO, I MOVED ON.. H4X)R Y0UUUUUUU cuzI will ahvck,,,
wiThm y l0ve of trvae,, i twoulkde seem to be essent1al for me to make a 7oT of money, i may need more froo my retriremeNy htan tdeh av3raGe LAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 tiX0tewts t0 places lkike indian ocean islands r nott cheap, and i ahve a prefarenc efor frist class air travEl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ l soomethnig ab0ut fittiungfi nto The seat ... ... OLOLOLOLOO....
RE7ASTIONSHIP-WWIS,E AMYS DEATH WAS A BLOW, ANFD I WASNT TEN READY TO TRY GAIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I suspect that ive been ready sinec abuot l994, But tehre ahs een no opprotu|\|ity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ WHILE I PRROBABLY WoULDNT mIND, I AM QUITE BUSDY, ANND MY LIFE ASI ALREADY V3rY FULFILlING a relati0nship would be icing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ OLOLOLOLLOLOL~~~
in 1996, i took a month long trip to siouthe4st asia, whreew oi got to see Placse kkie angkor wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ i have nevar expEreinced ANything quite az awesome 4s angkr0 wat. i also got to b3 stalked by a civet while i was there OLOLLOLOLOLOOLO~ U CAN RE4D AOUTT ITR I|\| DETAIL HErE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
in 1999, i toOk a six wee tkr1p to africa, viiting eGypt, keyna, tanzanias, madagascar, and seych3lleds. U cAN RAEDT HE WRIETUP, WITH PICTUrES, HERE~~~~~~
TEH PiCTRURES FROM MY SHR0T TRIP TO ALAKSA AR NOW ON LINE,,,
MY 20)1 TRIP TO TANZANIA IS ON LINE/// E
L4ter 1n tEh year, i went to china olololololo~~ MY PH0TOS aR ON ILNE AT YM GALLARY
asnyway, someo f teh work i have do|\|e is on teh web:
my cats havew heie own web paegs:
some otehrn Eat sites:
my hotlist si here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ 1t was last upd8d on sundasY, fdbruary 2,4 2020~~~~~ no guArantyee of Thwe links wrokIng is pRov1ded.
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